Pretend Pilot? Not even once. That would be a construct of your own feeble mind. Now, back to your witch doctors!
You are the witch doctor. Just returned from a meeting trip. A good friend was there, one who went to west Africa to help get the Ebola outbreak under control in the 2014 outbreak. While the Africans were dying like flies, they didn’t believe in infectious agent control, and like you, required convincing on a massive scale. Tell me about the witch doctor. What do you suppose his attitude was?