1 posted on
04/10/2018 7:45:48 AM PDT by
Gamecock
To: Gamecock
Evans, who was intoxicated
2 posted on
04/10/2018 7:46:57 AM PDT by
Gamecock
(In church today, we so often find we meet only the same old world, not Christ and His Kingdom. AS)
To: Gamecock
Probably thought it was a pedophile. They seem to like pizza.
3 posted on
04/10/2018 7:48:30 AM PDT by
Basket_of_Deplorables
(Trump has implemented Supply Side Economics!!!)
To: Gamecock
4 posted on
04/10/2018 7:49:32 AM PDT by
Bob
(Damn, the democrats haven't been this upset since Republicans freed their slaves.)
To: Gamecock
I wish someone would attack me with a Hoagie. I’m hungry.
To: Gamecock
When a moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
That’s amore
When the world seems to shine like you’ve had too much wine
That’s amore
Bells will ring ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling
And you’ll sing “Vita bella”
Hearts will play tippy-tippy-tay, tippy-tippy-tay
Like a gay tarantella
When the stars make you drool just like a pasta fazool
That’s amore
When you dance down the street with a cloud at your feet
You’re in love
When you walk in a dream but you know you’re not dreaming signore
Scuzza me, but you see, back in old Napoli
That’s amore
7 posted on
04/10/2018 7:51:49 AM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(The bigger the government, the smaller the citizen)
To: Gamecock
How to defend yourself against someone attacking you with fresh fruit pizza.
9 posted on
04/10/2018 8:01:30 AM PDT by
DannyTN
To: Gamecock
10 posted on
04/10/2018 8:08:27 AM PDT by
beethovenfan
(I always try to maximize my carbon footprint.)
To: Gamecock
When the man hits your eye
with a big pizza pie...
12 posted on
04/10/2018 8:10:17 AM PDT by
Califreak
(Take Me Back To Constantinople)
To: Gamecock
he also hit her in the face with a pizza and even punched the dashboard repeatedly and kicked the doorWhat did the car do wrong?
14 posted on
04/10/2018 8:14:39 AM PDT by
Tax-chick
(I have the easiest life in the history of the world.)
To: Gamecock
If it has more than 10 pieces of pepperoni on it is it considered an assault weapon?
18 posted on
04/10/2018 8:24:48 AM PDT by
Leep
(Make The Swamp Small Again!)
To: Gamecock; SaveFerris; FredZarguna; PROCON
Was it an open pizza, or a rolled-up calzone?
To: Gamecock; SaveFerris
Chicago or NY style?
To: Gamecock
Ban pizza now! No more assault pizzas!
24 posted on
04/10/2018 8:46:35 AM PDT by
EdnaMode
To: Gamecock
How many more of these senseless tragedies must we endure?
Pizza Control, NOW!
29 posted on
04/10/2018 9:07:21 AM PDT by
D_Idaho
("For we wrestle not against flesh and blood...")
To: Gamecock
33 posted on
04/10/2018 9:12:20 AM PDT by
deadrock
To: Gamecock
Why do LEO’s always confound “assault” with “battery”? Assault never involves actual physical contact between antagonists. Uttering a threat to commit bodily harm upon a person without actually carrying out the act, is an “assault”. Carrying out the act is “battery”. Which is a felony. Not hard to understand the difference between the two, but they never seem to.
34 posted on
04/10/2018 12:36:32 PM PDT by
4Runner
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson