"...having to slam on their breaks to avoid plowing into them as they struggle to peddle ever so slowly up hill..."
It is brakes, not breaks. Cyclists propel bicycles by pedaling. Retail establishments peddle.
How do you contend with slow-moving farm equipment or unexpected farm animals crossing roadways if cyclists are such a challenge?
"...Lets go back to sandy dirt roads. Cars will make it through just fine but not those cyclists...."Incorrect. Cyclists can contend with sand and snow, too:
