[Boogieman]

Picture instead that the bug adapts to becoming one of our intestinal microbes. You won’t even need to take the plastic wrapper off that microwave burrito, just eat the whole thing and let the bacteria worry about it!

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Cool!! The human body contains trillions of microorganisms — outnumbering human cells by 10 to 1! Because of their small size, however, microorganisms make up only about 1 to 3 percent of the body's mass. In a 200-pound adult, that's 2 to 6 pounds of bacteria.

A few more microorganisms to digest that burrito wrapper won't even be noticed.