No, all this for any state dinner at the White House.
Think of all the people who never got a dinner....
Joseph Cotten, who said, You know how I got my name? Sammy Davis picked it for me. Never got a dinner!
Ben Hur, who said to his sister Ben Him, Wed better swap names before they start calling me Ben Gay! Never got a dinner!
Uncle Remus, who said to Uncle Ben, Youre a credit to your rice. Never got a dinner!
Crispus Attucks, who said, Dont shoot till you see the whites! Never got a dinner!
Dean Martins great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but wheres the gin? Never got a dinner!
Eve, who asked Adam, Does this fig leaf make me look fat? Never got a dinner! (Got an apple, but never got a dinner.)
Joe Torre, who switched to first base because he didnt want to go through life as Chicken Catcher Torre. Never got a dinner!
Henry Ford, who despite his immense wealth never owned a Cadillac. Never got a dinner!
Sophia Loren, whose new baby asked her, Is all that for me? Never got a dinner!
Adam, who said to Eve, What do you mean you have nothing to wear? Never got a dinner!
Donald Trumps mother, who said, Donnie! Stop playing Monopoly and get in that barbers chair! Never got a dinner!
The captain of the Titanic, who said to room service, Who sent for all this ice? Never got a dinner!
Queen Elizabeth, who said, Not now, Im on the throne. Never got a dinner!
Abraham Lincoln, who said, A house divided... is a condominium. Never got a dinner!
J. Paul Getty, who still hasnt been buried - they keep finding oil! Never got a dinner!
-Red Buttons