I play in a bridge tournament and the finale party is on May 5th.
I’ll be wearing my U.S. BORDER PATROL hat.
Now there's an idea. On May 5th, everyone should wear their "MAGA" hats, go into a bar, and order a shot of AMERICAN Bourbon. Better yet, do it at the bar of a Mexican restaurant.
Of course, in piss-ant cities around the Bay Area, you'd probably get arrested for making the non-legal "guests" feel uncomfortable.