[Opinionated Blowhard]

Pamela blamed the clerk for not counting the corn. She said Kenneth called her a thief and a liar.

Sounds like a Democrat / Republican marriage gone bad.

[dfwgator]

“Forget it, Jake, it’s Florida.”

[VastRWCon]

At the Flea Market in Stuart, FL you can get 5/$1 and it really good corn.

[Navy Patriot]

Sounds like Pamela got what she deserved, but not enough of it.

A public caning would be appropriate.

[BuffaloJack]

She’s not a senior; she’s 66 so she’s an elderly.
Senior = 55-65
Elderly = 66 and over
It might not be much, but hitting a senior person is a misdemeanor and hitting an elderly person is a felony.

[mjp]

I’ll bet that there’s deeper problems going on between those two

[Sans-Culotte]

Kenneth called her a thief and a liar.

That's how I see it.

[marktwain]

Pamela said she bagged six ears of corn instead of five at Publix, knowing she’d only be charged the $2 rate for five.

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According to the story, she is a theif.

[pgkdan]

This slight-of-corn struck Kenneth as thievery. He told Pamela she was wrong. Pamela blamed the clerk for not counting the corn. She said Kenneth called her a thief and a liar.

I agree with Kenneth because in the line above it says she bagged 6 knowing that they'd only charge for 5.

[moovova]

“She said Kenneth called her a thief and a liar.”

Kenneth was correct.

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

He said "fruits and vegetables." She said it was a tomato.

Well...a tomato is a fruit, botanically speaking. Agriculturally speaking a tomato is a vegetable. So, I guess Kenneth is technically right.

[alternatives?]

Who called the police?

I bet she did and was accusing him.

[marktwain]

Stupid headline.

Could as easily said:

Pamela woke up that morning. A long life of deception and sin lead to the resulting arrest.

[Nifster]

Not just a liar and a thief but looks like a drunk as well

[Political Junkie Too]

Do they know for sure that she was only charge for five ears of corn?

Often, the grocery stores advertise five for $2, but if you don't buy five they still charge you 40 cents per ear. She could have really paid $2.40 without realizing that the checkout clerk actually counted the ears.

-PJ

[blam]

[ronniesgal]

why is she wearing a shampoo cape at the mugshot?

[golux]

Pamela blamed the clerk....

Her claim hasn't got a kernel of truth.

[Verginius Rufus]

Could have been worse. 42,000 Ephraimites were killed over an ear of corn.

See Judges 12.6.

[pinkandgreenmom]

Well done, Florida. We have gone 0 days without embarrassing ourselves.