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Oh, The Humanity!!
1 posted on 05/10/2018 1:10:45 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin
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He should have spilled it in our driveway. Our 18 grandchildren would scarf it up in no time at all.


2 posted on 05/10/2018 1:15:10 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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IBHH


3 posted on 05/10/2018 1:15:48 PM PDT by Ken H (Best election ever!)
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Crews at the scene said that they needed to ship in hot water to melt the chocolate and wash it away.

How about shipping in trucks of ice cream and whipped cream. And a few casks of maraschino cherries. might as well make the best of it.

4 posted on 05/10/2018 1:15:52 PM PDT by C210N (Republicans sign check fronts; 'Rats sign check backs.)
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They may have found the lost German chocolate.

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5 posted on 05/10/2018 1:16:23 PM PDT by deport
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7 posted on 05/10/2018 1:19:25 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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Too bad a skippy peanut butter tanker was not in the accident


8 posted on 05/10/2018 1:20:02 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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Bring some vanilla ice cream....time for chocolate sundaes...


9 posted on 05/10/2018 1:20:59 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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Couldn’t they just hire a bunch of goats or cows to lick it up? On second thought, that much candy would probably give the animals Tummy Trouble, creating an even bigger mess.
How about some Mealworms?


10 posted on 05/10/2018 1:21:01 PM PDT by lee martell
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Wasn’t this an episode of “The Simpsons”?


11 posted on 05/10/2018 1:23:31 PM PDT by circlecity
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12 posted on 05/10/2018 1:34:54 PM PDT by ETL (Obama-Hillary, REAL Russia collusion! Uranium-One Deal, Missile Defense, Nukes. See my FR home page)
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13 posted on 05/10/2018 1:35:37 PM PDT by Red Badger (Remember all the great work Obama did for the black community?.............. Me neither.)
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Noooooo!!!!! Not the chocolate!!!!


15 posted on 05/10/2018 1:49:56 PM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola.")
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😳OH NOES!!!!!!! Not the choco!!!!
17 posted on 05/10/2018 2:02:54 PM PDT by RoseofTexas
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Something about the Hershey Highway.....


18 posted on 05/10/2018 2:17:43 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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Senior brigadier Bogdan Kowalski with the fire brigade of Slupca, a town in western Poland, said, "cooling chocolate is worse than snow."

The fat content in the chocolate would make it like trying to drive on an oil slick.

19 posted on 05/10/2018 2:22:31 PM PDT by Pontiac (The welfare state must fail because it is contrary to human nature and diminishes the human spirit.)
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Call Augustus Gloop!


23 posted on 05/10/2018 2:28:01 PM PDT by EdnaMode
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A tanker lost a load of cocoa butter on the freeway in St Louis years ago. Not funny at all; the stuff is slippery as Hillary in a congressional hearing.


26 posted on 05/10/2018 3:55:00 PM PDT by lurk
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A real chocolate highway?


29 posted on 05/11/2018 6:42:36 AM PDT by WKUHilltopper
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