That used to drive me bonkers. Along with What time it be?”, “Borrow me some money.”(Usually a “case” quarter”.)and “Let me hold it.” And I learned early on not to ask for a piece of paper. Nope, it’s a sheet of paper unless you want a tiny torn off corner.
I had never heard “borrow me something” until I moved to the Midwest. It drove me nuts—even heard it from educated professionals and always thought they should have asked for a refund!
How about...
Do you have two pencils???
Are you talking about ebonics? Or something else, as I don’t recognize all those phrases.
You apparently have not been to mid/west PA and OH.
There is a whole weird grammar thing going on there that is not getting the attention it deserves (I say this as native MD who never knew about these “colloquilisms” until much later in life). And the bad thing is they are starting to transfer it to writing, not just speaking badly. I can spot a PA/OH person on FR half the time because they write this odd grammar. Not pronunciation - grammar.