[Trillian]

I could do it, but it’s going to cost about tree fiddy.

[Snickering Hound]

[dfwgator]

Will Napoleon Dynamite give a report on it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93CIrSkeoCg

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Mystery solved;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlURaumkAA8

[Rebelbase]

Would it not be cheaper and easier to grab a sample off a beer mug at the local pub?

[sodpoodle]

It could very well have been an unknown species: much like this recent discovery.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5720911/Massive-mysterious-globster-sea-creature-washes-beach-Philippines.html

Fishery Law Enforcement Officer Vox Krusada said: ‘For now we can say it is a whale, but the exact species is still unknown.
‘The tissue samples are now sent to our lab for DNA analysis. The local government of Gloria will now bury the carcass.

[LukeL]

I bet the Loch Ness Monster will ask them for tree fiddy

[faithhopecharity]

Nessie’s Privacy rights are being violated. Where’s the Gaelic Civil Liberties union?

[philetus]

Have they checked Ancestry.com to see if one of his kids has already registered?

[GingisK]

I’d conclude, then, they must have some Nessy DNA which could serve as a reference. That aught to be proof enough.

[fruser1]

“faeces”

Spelling it this way makes it seem so much more refined, earthy, with a loamy bouquet and buttery affect.

[Jan_Sobieski]

True story...I was in Scotland in 2005 walking around Loch Ness. I saw an old Scotish man with a cane walking in front of me.

I asked the man, "Sir, do you believe there is a Loch Ness Monster?"

The old Scottish man replied, "Well laddie, it depends on how must whisky I've drunk!"

[elbook]

Add Jimmy Hoffa into the search criteria.

[Retvet]

My name is Jessie and I refuse to give you a DNA sample.

[Rock N Jones]

Well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2PoSljk8cE