Maybe the dust storm watched the movie “Mission to Mars” and decided to duplicate its dust storm. Remember, lots of earth movies are broadcast into space. If so, that could be a reason why we’ve never been invaded. Aliens wouldn’t want to have to deal with the mess we have down here, esp. the Democrats.
PS: I’m working on an updated book version of “To Serve Man”.
It is called “To Serve Men, Women, and Inbetweens” A 10 gallon jar of BBQ sauce comes with each book sold (earth money only accepted as payment).
You may want to consider, “To serve Men, Women, Inbetweens and DeNiro”, because the latter needs a particularly strong stomach, and the meat is tough and old...