As she gets older she’ll have to tie those bazookas around her waist like you would cinch up a robe.
Fake ones don’t sag.
She'll probably get one of those ugly boob lifts. I say ugly because of the scars that are left after the doctor is finished.
Many years ago I went to a party that had quit a few civilian people I didn't know. I usually only partied with my close military friends.
Anyway, this older lady got really hammered and took off her top and there were these upside-down "T"-shaped scars on the underside of her boobs. I asked someone who knew her what the heck those ugly scars were from and was told she had a boob lift and those were the scars from that surgery.
They will develop a beard too.
They’re ridiculous. I’m the Julie Andrews type.