Our Marxist government bureaucrats have neither a sense of humor nor a sense of irony.
They will probably simply prosecute and/or fine the owner.
#12/ My reaction: “Oh June, not the beaver!”
Does anyone really give a damn if some damn dam belonging to some native beaver breaks during a damned storm over which we have no damn control?
As Negan would say, “Well, damn it. You’ve got some balls on you”, Mr. Beaver.