[dirtboy]

“I thought some older man had died and left a Barry’s Most Depressing Hits CD on repeat,”

Now that's funny.

[Chickensoup]

there is only one person more depressing than Manilow.

Dan Fogelberg.

You can actually feel yourself spiraling down a depression tube with his music.

[Noumenon]

Isn’t there something in the Geneva Convention about this sort of thing?