Woman discovered alive inside mortuary refrigerator

www.nydailynews.com ^ | Jul 02, 2018 | 9:50 AM | By Ariel Scotti

[DannyTN]

Reminds me of a Boudreaux joke.

Boudreaux dies and goes to heaven. And he’s in line between a teacher and a doctor.
St. Peter is asking them what they hope to hear said at their funeral.

The teacher says, I hope at least one person says that I was a major influence on their life. That my teachings really made a difference.
The doctor says, I performed heart surgery on many patients. I want to hear people say, that thanks to me they got a second chance at life.
Boudreaux says, Well those are some mighty fine people, but what I most want to hear at my funeral is for someone to say, “Hey look he’s moving!”

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

My dad worked his way through collage as an orderly. His stories of some of the things that happened in the morgue are hair raising.

And other things are roll on the ground funny in a collage boy humor sort of way.

[Red Badger]

Boudreaux !....................I worked with a guy whose actual name was ‘Joe Boudreaux ‘...................

[Heart of Georgia]

“About seven years ago, a 50-year-old man woke up screaming in a morgue in Eastern Cape.”

Chilling! It might be a good idea to install a buzzer just in case a ‘corpse’ wakes up.

[TigersEye]

About seven years ago, a 50-year-old man woke up screaming in a morgue in Eastern Cape.

A young coroner's assistant was subsequently treated for heart failure.

[Eddie01]

New law. Must open from inside.

[BitWielder1]

Bubba: 911? I accidentally shot my friend. I think he may be dead.
911 Operator: Calm down, first we have to make sure he's really dead.
Bubba: Okay hold on .. BANG! .. now what?

[Polyxene]

Good thing she wasn’t an organ donor!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

The cold can reduce the swelling that is putting pressure on essential organs.

They are doing experimental therapy on people with new spinal injuries to see if they can reduce damage by lowering their core temperature. Reduced swelling results in less damage to the spinal cord.

[GnuThere]

Yes, like that release that lets you out of a car trunk, in case the mafia throws you in there.

[Red Badger]

It seems logical..................

[Fightin Whitey]

South Africa? Probably detected warmth when he decided to rape her.

[Red Badger]

When the mafia throws you in there, you won’t need a release..................

[DickBrannigan]

Cold Ethyl?

[COBOL2Java]

[deport]

Boudreaux and Thibedeau usually have some of the best answers.

[Beowulf9]

[Ancesthntr]

“There is no proof of any negligence by our crew”

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As they say in the law, “rep ipsa loquitor” - the thing speaks for itself. No proof necessary.

[Ancesthntr]

“Note to self: decline the job offer as night watchman at the morgue... “

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My father had a part-time job in a morgue at Cook County Hospital (Shitcago) when in school. On the first night he was there studying (he wanted a quiet place for that), one body moaned, “Ooooooooooh.” Well, as you might imagine, the worst scenes from every horror movie that he had ever seen were playing themselves out in his mind. As he told me, he levitated out of the chair in about a millisecond, and set an Olympic record leaving to get a resident or a doctor. Of course, the resident laughed and said, “Oh, no one told you what happens when rigor mortis sets in? The muscles in the diaphram contract, and if there is any air in there it is forced out past the vocal cords.”

Yeah, I’m not getting any jobs in a morgue, either.

[ScottinVA]

Coroners — attention to detail is your friend!