This had 5 minute call had to be 4:58 of Schumer begging and 2 seconds of Trumps reply.
I was thinking more along the lines of 15 seconds of pleasantries, 15 seconds of Schumer making his request, 4 minutes and 25 seconds of Trump laughing hysterically until he can regain his composure, and then 5 seconds to say “No. Bye, Chuck.”