[Lurkinanloomin]

He better be careful or he may have a heart attack.......

or get robbed where nothing is taken and shot......

[gunsequalfreedom]

He better be careful or he may have a heart attack.......

or get robbed where nothing is taken and shot......

...or his car throttle will go wide open and his car will go out to control, crash and burn.

[airborne]

I’d also avoid newer cars that could be hacked and driven off cliffs.

[cableguymn]

Or shoot himself in the back of the head.. twice.