Shark Alley pickup lines:
“Do you come here often?”
“What’s your sign? Pisces? Mine, too!”
“I’m not really this tall, I’m just sitting on my dorsal fin.”
“My name is Jaws - remember it, because you’ll be screaming it later tonight.”
“Am I the one you’ve been waiting for?” - Barracuda Obama
“Better put some seaweed on that.” - Billfish Clinton
Now this one might work on me . . . “I’m not like the other sharks. I didn’t come here to chase tail. But I must say. Yours is quite nice.” ;D