[Flintlock]

He had a...........GUN???

..........an............EVIL............GUN!!????!!

(Clutching my pearls......need smelling salts........)

[RandallFlagg]

Yeah. He shoulda called 911.

“Hey, Siri. There’s a bear coming at me. Call 91-YEEAAAGGHH!!!!”

“Boop-boop! I’m sorry. There is no number that matches your request.”