If I Still played golf a copy of these rules would be in my bag!
Funny. Used to play a lot. Went to the state regional in High School and crashed in the tourney.
But, was a scratch player for many years and then about 15 years ago I simply quit. Have not had a club in my hands since. Why, I do not know.
an old golf joke,
A young man and an old man are playing golf,they reach the 3rd hole,a dogleg with a large tree at the corner.
The old man says,”When I was your age I could drive it right over that tree.”
The young man trys and fails,ends up with a terrible lie.
The old man says,”When I was your age that tree was alot shorter.”
My late mother was a DEDICATED golfer and she took pride in the fact that it was a game where the player called penalties on themselves. Even in a tournament, you can have a player call a penalty without a judge.
Her contempt for Bill Clinton came from the famous way he abused the rules. It is one thing when it is just friends having fun and all are in agreement about being loose with the rules. It is another thing when it is a leader who shows open contempt for the rules, but then again, it was Bill!
I do not play, but ROFL!!!
Thanks, love the “new” rules.
For anyone who doesn’t realize. This is a joke. ALL of these “rules” are completely bogus.
Hilarious! I especially like rule 3.B.3. In fact if I happen to play expensive balls gifted to me by a friend, then if my ball is ‘missing’ I should be able to deduct a stroke to compensate for the lost ball.
Classic
fore y’all
I see what y’all did there.
Been a while since I golfed but may take it up again with these rules....