I like the idea.
Why not also change one’s species?
I’m not a human, I’m a Tursiops truncatus (bottlenose dolphin).
you might be on to something there - as I recall, bottlenose dolphins don’t have to pay taxes - yet
“I’m not a human, I’m a Tursiops truncatus (bottlenose dolphin).”
I presume Harvard would make you a diversity hire and pay you $350k to teach one course. Really, you probably are 1/1064 bottlenose dolphin right now. I presume your family always touted their high foreheads and love of fish.