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If Confucius Lived Today - this is what he would say;)
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Posted on 11/10/2018 5:36:14 AM PST by sodpoodle
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I don't write 'em, I just pass 'em along.
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posted on
11/10/2018 5:36:14 AM PST
by
sodpoodle
To: sodpoodle
Confucius say, “Who say all that stuff I say???”
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posted on
11/10/2018 5:39:57 AM PST
by
jjotto
(Next week, BOOM!, for sure!)
To: sodpoodle
Confucius say:
An optimist is a man looking forward to getting married.
A pessimist is a married optimist.
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posted on
11/10/2018 5:43:27 AM PST
by
entropy12
(One million LEGAL immigrants/year is too many, without vetting for skills, Wealth or English skills.)
To: sodpoodle
"Man who goes through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok."
Sorry -- I couldn't resist.
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posted on
11/10/2018 5:45:26 AM PST
by
Alberta's Child
("The Russians escaped while we weren't watching them ... like Russians will.")
To: Alberta's Child
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posted on
11/10/2018 5:47:08 AM PST
by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
To: entropy12
Humor on sex seems to always be written from the male perspective.
good one;)
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posted on
11/10/2018 5:49:56 AM PST
by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
To: sodpoodle
Confucius say, “Baseball is a lie. Man with four balls can’t walk.”
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posted on
11/10/2018 5:50:10 AM PST
by
deadrock
To: sodpoodle
Man who go to bed with diarrhea problem wake up with solution.
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posted on
11/10/2018 5:56:23 AM PST
by
ArtDodger
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
11/10/2018 6:00:07 AM PST
by
SomeCallMeTim
( The best minds are not in government. If any were, business would hire them!it)
To: sodpoodle
Confusious says, no tickiy, no laundry.
To: sodpoodle
Confucius say I’ve been dead for centuries , bet you wish you had the last word like I do!
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posted on
11/10/2018 6:21:31 AM PST
by
Nateman
(If the left is not screaming, you are doing it wrong.)
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
11/10/2018 6:33:19 AM PST
by
Fiddlstix
(Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
To: Alberta's Child
Confucius say, “Woman who fly airplane upside down have crackup.”
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posted on
11/10/2018 6:34:01 AM PST
by
Tucker39
("It is impossible to rightly govern a nation without God and the Bible." George Washington)
To: ArtDodger
Man who has sex with girl in strawberry patch gets ass in jam.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.
To: jjotto
Here are actual quotes;
http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Confucius
samples:
Everything has its beauty but not everyone sees it.
Forget injuries, never forget kindnesses.
He who will not economize will have to agonize.
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.
Ignorance is the night of the mind, but a night without moon and star.
It does not matter how slowly you go so long as you do not stop.
Men’s natures are alike, it is their habits that carry them far apart.
Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do.
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posted on
11/10/2018 6:36:24 AM PST
by
sodpoodle
(Life is prickly - carry tweezers)
To: sodpoodle
Confucius Say:
Woman who fly ovah grabe yard upside down
have clack up!
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posted on
11/10/2018 6:38:16 AM PST
by
Candor7
((Obama Fascism)http://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2009/05/barack_obama_the_quintessentia_1.html)
To: sodpoodle
“A kiss is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.”
Nailed. It.
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posted on
11/10/2018 6:38:38 AM PST
by
moovova
To: sauropod
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posted on
11/10/2018 6:49:10 AM PST
by
sauropod
(Yield to sin, and experience chastening and sorrow; yield to God, and experience joy and blessing.)
To: sodpoodle
I just got a Bad Dad Jokes calendar for 2019 and read the whole year!!!....most funny and clean....
A furniture store keeps calling me...all I wanted was one night stand...!!!
To: sodpoodle
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posted on
11/10/2018 7:28:27 AM PST
by
TNoldman
(AN AMERICAN FOR A MUSLIM/BHO FREE AMERICA. (Owner of Stars and Bars Flags))
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