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Those crazy Florida recounts: It’s Johnny Rocco time, see?
Chicago Tribune ^ | 11/14/2018 | John Kass

Posted on 11/14/2018 5:39:43 PM PST by simpson96

I’d planned to spend the day begging editors for the hundreds of dollars it would cost for a ticket to see political rock star Michelle Obama launch her book (and presidential campaign) with Oprah Winfrey, and then join the rest of the media in pro-Michelle hysteria.

I’d also planned to imagine Hillary Clinton, alone in her afternoon kitchen, reaching for another box of cheap chardonnay, muttering bitterly: “Michelle thinks she’s Beyonce? (Bleep) that. I’m the boss …Who’s the boss who’s the boss who’s the boss?”

But then Johnny Rocco had to butt in and ruin things.

With angry charges of vote fraud and racism and incompetence in the botched Florida recounts of close races for governor and the U.S. Senate, it’s time to consult Johnny Rocco.

He’s a political expert, see? With roots along the Chicago Way but wise in the way of Florida vote recounts too, see?

“I take a nobody, see? Teach ’em what to say, get his name in the papers,” Rocco says while getting a straight razor shave down in Key Largo. “Yeah, pay for his campaign expenses. Dish out a lot of groceries, and coal, get my boys to bring the voters out, and then count the votes over and over until they added up right and he was elected …yeah.”

Yeah, Johnny. Yeah.

Rocco was loosely based on a Chicago gangster named Al. Yeah, that Al. It was long ago, hence Rocco’s references to coal and “the papers.” Edward G. Robinson, with his never-ending use of “see?” played Johnny Rocco in the old movie “Key Largo,” with Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall.

But in Florida this week, just as it was 18 years ago with hanging chads and Chicago’s Bill Daley trying to stiffen Al Gore’s limp spine, it’s Johnny Rocco time.

Why?

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1 posted on 11/14/2018 5:39:43 PM PST by simpson96
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To: simpson96

Does Michelle’s book come with Phone number to a Suicide Hotline because it sounds very depressing


2 posted on 11/14/2018 5:49:44 PM PST by butlerweave
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To: simpson96

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoYFw4YgAaE


3 posted on 11/14/2018 5:52:16 PM PST by eastforker (All in, I'm all Trump,what you got!)
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To: simpson96

Yeah, Johnny Rocco , I was on top, ran the whole show, see? Then along comes this two bit name of Trump, a hero, a ‘’soldier’’. Soldier has a lot of dough to spread around. So I say’s “Listen soldier, I’m the top dog here, see?’’


4 posted on 11/14/2018 5:53:43 PM PST by jmacusa (Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
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To: eastforker

Lol, thanks for the link.


5 posted on 11/14/2018 5:54:56 PM PST by simpson96
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To: simpson96

One of my favorite all time movies. Later on he talks about getting prohibition reinstated so they can make more money running alcohol.


6 posted on 11/14/2018 6:01:45 PM PST by eastforker (All in, I'm all Trump,what you got!)
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To: simpson96

Who knew that such a good column would come out of Chicago, see?


7 posted on 11/14/2018 6:04:31 PM PST by 43north (Its hard to stop a man when he knows he's right and he keeps coming.)
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To: simpson96

If we can get 52 in the senate at least we can tell Murkoski and Collins to take a hike. 50 plus the VPs 1 can get any judge confirmed and right now thats what really counts. I want the most conservative judges Trump can find to stack the courts and hopefully Ginsberg, the most ddisgusting excuse for a judge ever to sit on a bench, will soon breath her last breath and get replaced by Trump. I would love it if Roy Moore replaced her.


8 posted on 11/14/2018 6:05:49 PM PST by TonyM (Score Event)
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To: simpson96; E. Pluribus Unum; EdnaMode

In the past few hours, two FReepers have posted links to the same article:

“SINCE ELECTION DAY: Democrats Pick Off Over a Dozen GOP House Seats and 2 Senate Seats...”

I presume that many of these ‘Pick-offs” happened after the lights were turned out in election headquarters and before they were turned back on the next morning.

ShaZaam, Andy

My question is: were there ANY Republican pick-offs under the same or similar circumstances?

If there were none, the chances of this happening by random chance is approximately 1/16384 or less than 10% of the chance that Elizabeth ‘foxy haunches’ Warren is a Cherokee Indian in good standing.

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3705832/posts

http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3705713/posts


9 posted on 11/14/2018 6:42:57 PM PST by Oscar in Batangas (12:01 PM 1/20/2017...The end of an error.)
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To: TonyM

A 20 year younger Roy would be ideal to me. No need to revisit the new Justice nominee issue any sooner than necessary.

Along those lines, I’d like Clarence Thomas to think about retiring before the Senate and Presidency get out of whack ideology wise. (And I TRULY admire Justice Thomas)

It would be great to have a 6-3 kind of balance for another 25 years.


10 posted on 11/14/2018 6:49:58 PM PST by Oscar in Batangas (12:01 PM 1/20/2017...The end of an error.)
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To: jmacusa

Does anyone notice that the solution was for the former soldier to take on Johnny Rocco and kill him?


11 posted on 11/14/2018 7:36:46 PM PST by D Rider
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To: D Rider

Yup. More than anything the cynicism and malevolent mocking use of the word ‘’ soldier’’ by Robinson to taunt Bogart is truly unnerving. It truly brings out the hate Rocco’’ has for Borart’s character because I suspect Robinson knows Bogart’s quiet dignity , sacrifice and refusal to be cowed by “Johnny Rocco’’ is truly making him feel small.


12 posted on 11/14/2018 8:08:23 PM PST by jmacusa (Made it Ma, top of the world!'')
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To: simpson96

Johnny Rocco ??? Wasn’t Robinson’s character in Little Caesar Johnny Rico?


13 posted on 11/14/2018 8:39:36 PM PST by Bringbackthedraft (What is earned is treasured, what is free is worth what you paid for it.)
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