[robowombat]

That has to be the funniest headline of the month and the story is about as amusing. SAVE the CARP!

[libstripper]

Your remark reminds me of a gross story from my childhood. My parents suffered from ameobic dysentery for I while and I had to donate a stool sample. As I provided it, my mother said, “Don't waste any!” I broke up laughing about the very idea of “wasting” poop.