[Buckeye McFrog]

World's Oldest Whisky? Aisle five.

[Rurudyne]

Kwik-E-Scotch

It’s like you never thought a buck ninety five could taste!

[Pontiac]

It is a shame that the arbiters of political correctness have banished Apu Nahasapeemapetilon from the Simpsons.

I just found out Apu has a last name.