Posted on 12/27/2018 6:24:02 PM PST by yesthatjallen
Comedian Artie Lange has spent decades in showbiz making people laugh, but nobody is laughing after he posted a disturbing photo of his extremely warped nose.
The funnyman took to Twitter on Christmas Day to share an image of his “hideously deformed” schnozz, allegedly from what he describes as three decades of drug abuse.
In a tweet, he is jokingly refers to sitting next to French actress Sophie Marceau and the face she makes after he wishes her a good morning — the only difference would be her nose’s appearance.
The troubled, 51-year-old star previously revealed he would be entering rehab after testing positive for multiple drugs, including cocaine, while serving probation for heroin possession. After shocking images of his court appearance caused fans alarm, Lange shared the photo of his nose on Twitter.
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I’m surprised he’s alive.
>> previously revealed he would be entering rehab after testing positive for multiple drugs, including cocaine, while serving probation for heroin possession.
interesting that it wasn’t considered a violation of his probation.
show it to the cute but stupid girls who hang around in bars and will go home with anyone who provides them with free cocaine.
>>According to nj.com, “Lange has had to have surgery on his nose due to years of snorting cocaine and heroin — and one incident in which he accidentally snorted glass when trying to suck mashed OxyContin tablets
fiberglass packs a helluva kick
Fiberglass?
He’s trying to giggle about it.
It’s pathetic, not funny.
Whoever is laughing is laughing at him, not with him.
“Better Thee than Me!”
Is that a style, to keep his ears warm, did not read the directions?
anything to sandblast the brain
Cocaine makes a new man out of you. The first thing the new man wants is another hit of cocaine.
When I see people in such situations, I think of this Gospel song about how all of us have to struggle to do what’s right.
“I’m Coming Up On The Rough Side of the Mountain”
written and performed by the late Rev. F. C. Barnes.
"...Artie Lange..."
I still think Flake’s nose if funnier. Figure his boy friend had a good left hook.
Enough fiberglass and he ought to be able to mold a new nose.
I remember the name but I can’t remember a single thing he did showbiz.
They found blood in his heroin stream.
CC
I just remember him being on the Howard Stern radio show.
I am such a no-nothing when it comes to drugs. I smoked pot in high school, but that was about it. Can anyone explain how the drugs destroyed his nose? I really have no clue.
He was a moderately funny John Belushi clone when he started on Mad TV — just filling the role as the chubby, unkempt wild man... but that was it.
The man has been nothing but a stereotype his entire career.
I am also embarrassed. “no-nothing” should, of course, be “Know-nothing”.
I hang my head in grammar shame.
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