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To: a little elbow grease

Because we have a package we don’t want to squash you cupid stunt


2 posted on 01/04/2019 7:51:46 AM PST by Phil DiBasquette
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To: Phil DiBasquette

Yep


3 posted on 01/04/2019 7:53:54 AM PST by DownInFlames (Galsd)
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To: Phil DiBasquette

What a bumb ditch.


7 posted on 01/04/2019 8:02:42 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (All I know is what I read in the papers.)
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To: Phil DiBasquette

“Because we have a package we don’t want to squash you cupid stunt”

True, but the primary reason is men’s hip bones are such that it is impossible to sit for an extended period with the legs closely together.

Anyone with eyes who has seen a human skeleton can see the difference in mechanics.


16 posted on 01/04/2019 8:10:54 AM PST by Jewbacca (The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
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To: Phil DiBasquette

Because we have a package we don’t want to squash you cupid stunt


Thread effectively killed. Thanks! :)


20 posted on 01/04/2019 8:15:56 AM PST by cuban leaf
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To: Phil DiBasquette

Perfect, right out’a the .... (ahem) ...... box.


33 posted on 01/04/2019 8:28:27 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true; I have no proof .... but they're true.)
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To: Phil DiBasquette

The package (aka family jewels) needs some airing out. It’s like taking your dog out for a walk and some fresh air for both of you.


42 posted on 01/04/2019 8:38:58 AM PST by dennisw
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To: Phil DiBasquette

This body language expert says it is, well, essentially an advertisement of your sexuality:

http://www.study-body-language.com/sitting-positions.html


53 posted on 01/04/2019 8:49:14 AM PST by 9YearLurker
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To: Phil DiBasquette

And they need air. At least that’s Mr. Kitty’s excuse. ;-)


60 posted on 01/04/2019 8:57:36 AM PST by KosmicKitty (Opportunities multiply as they are seized.)
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To: Phil DiBasquette

Exactly.

My shoulders are broader than many women.

Most airlines, buses, stadiums, don’t provide enough shoulder space for grown men to sit side by side.

I cannot cross my legs unless it’s a ‘figure 4’, so, I sit with my legs open most of the time to make sure I’m not pressuring certain nerves that extend outside my torso.

It’s not rocket science, it used to be called COMMON SENSE.


117 posted on 01/05/2019 12:51:09 PM PST by ro_dreaming (Chesterton, 'Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It's been found hard and not tried')
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