[ETL]

Imagine what you could tell your spouse after selling that set of tires in storage for 60 years. “See Honey, I told you they were worth something.” Now about those GI Joe’s with “lifelike” hair.

Nowadays they'd probably come out with a transgender GI Joe, if they haven't already.

[Still Thinking]

Stop selling Ken & Barbies, ship the single doll with both sets of bits the kid can snap on, depending on how the doll identifies that day, name it Ben. Kids can grow up to be a gender reassignment surgeon.