China hopes to be growing potatoes on the moon ‘within 100 days’

ATS ^ | 16JAN19 | Editorial staff

[adorno]

So a quarter pounder would be a 32nd pounder...

Jenny Craig could start diet trips to the moon to get their customers to lose weight real quick. Eat the same amount of food as on earth, and still 'lose' weight.

[Cvengr]

Now they just need to suck up the Pacific Ocean to water the moon.

[NorthMountain]

I know those bases are there, I saw it on the Internet.

Impossible. You can't launch anything past the Van Allen belts, or get through the firmament. I saw it on the internet.

;'}

[adorno]

Now they just need to suck up the Pacific Ocean to water the moon.

The last time that was done, Mars was left without water and planet Earth got it all.

[dfwgator]

You eat them, and then two hours later you’ll have to eat more.

[Roccus]

Now they just need to suck up the Pacific Ocean to water the moon.

...while at the same time mitigating rising oceans.

[Rebelbase]

Lunar vodka is a gazillion dollar idea!

[Rebelbase]

How did they get a photo of the inside of my refrigerator?

[Cvengr]

But it might give rise to Lunar Warming. The Horror....

[outofsalt]

"So a quarter pounder would be a 32nd pounder..."

That's a whole bunch more beef than Fauxahantes is Injun.

[PrairieLady2]

The Sun is strong on the Moon. ++++++++++ On the dark side of the moon? They were supposed to be on the dark side. Growing anything but mushrooms doesn't make sense.🤔

[RipSawyer]

Actually you are the one who does not recognize sarcasm, maybe you have never read any of my other posts, I thought it was obvious that my tongue was buried in my cheek when I wrote that. Why would I refer to her as HoosisWhatsis if I were a follower of hers? I’ll have to start using sarcasm tags I guess.

[RipSawyer]

Damn, the Chinese done went and stole my idea.

[adorno]

Actually you are the one who does not recognize sarcasm, maybe you have never read any of my other posts, I thought it was obvious that my tongue was buried in my cheek when I wrote that.

Actually, it's you that still hasn't recognized my humor and sarcasm. Didn't you read the next post I made to you? I knew what you were doing, and I decided to respond with more sarcasm and a little bit of an 'tongue-in-cheek' humor.

Look again. Things are not as they first appear.

[x]

Step One: Maroon Matt Damon on the Moon.

That's good enough. Forget about the other steps.

[RipSawyer]

Okay, you win, I give up, I’m an old man with many fearful diseases, I can’t take any more of this AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH.

Funeral at four on Saturday.

[adorno]

Okay, you win,

What did I win? And, can I get it with free shipping and handling?

And, hey, you're not old. I got you beat in that department too. I win again! ;)

[RipSawyer]

I’ll turn 75 June one, still got me beat?

[adorno]

I’ll turn 75 June one, still got me beat?

I can't believe we're bragging about being older. ;)

Okay, I'm younger (not by much), so, I got you beat in that sense. I win again.

Ain't this fun?

[RipSawyer]

I’m still better looking and taller.