Woman exposed herself at two street patios in downtown Austin, police say

The Austin American-Statesman ^ | January 30, 2019 | Roberto Villalpando

[TheZMan]

This woman has a history of deviant behavior. Yay Austin. /sigh

[bk1000]

Woof! That WAS indecent exposure.

[alfa6]

So she was the coming attraction?

That's two thirds of a pun, PU :-)

Regards

alfa6 ;>}

[JZelle]

That was Alanis Morissette making her Thank You” video.

[semaj]

Definitely guilty.

[Right Wing Assault]

That’s how Robert Heinlein’s 1952 sci-fi short story “Year of the Jackpot” starts out.

http://www.weylmann.com/The_Year_of_the_Jackpot.pdf

[JBW1949]

Looking at her picture, I don’t think many men would pay for THAT show....

[Carriage Hill]

Why can’t that stuff ever happen in my neighborhood? Darn.

[OrangeHoof]

Picture accompanying story:

Still guilty.

[dfwgator]

Oh I don’t know, let’s get her to rehab, clean her up, and put some makeup on her.

Might be salvageable.

But, seriously, hope she gets help.

[Jack Hammer]

Stoned again....

[OrangeHoof]

More from the story:

“Officers said she continued to masturbate even after she was handcuffed and placed in the back seat of a patrol vehicle. Police went across the street to investigate the original complaint and learned from a JW Marriott employee that Nickels had been spotted at the hotel building’s street-level patio earlier that day, the affidavit said.”

Imagine those officers had to endure the odor in their squad car for the rest of their shift.

[OrangeHoof]

She could be Adam Schiff’s daughter...

[Chauncey Gardiner]

I’ll have what she’s having...

[Tax-chick]

The picture isn’t showing the relevant parts.

[JustTheTruth]

Meth head.

[9YearLurker]

Austin struggling to manage its own success.

Great place, but more and more people, transport infrastructure insufficient. Crime just barely kept at bay.

[JudyinCanada]

Lol I read the heading quickly - thought it said pianos. I had to see what the heck that was about.

[jmaroneps37]

I say: Drugs and a registered Democrat; change my mind.

[Jonx6]

Yup guilty