Woman exposed herself at two street patios in downtown Austin, police say

The Austin American-Statesman ^ | January 30, 2019 | Roberto Villalpando

[mad_as_he$$]

I spent a great deal of time in Austin in the 90’s on business. The infrastructure was on the edge them Must be very bad now with all the growth and under Dem control.

[null and void]

Five foot two, eyes of blue, but oh what those five foot two can do...

[red-dawg]

[null and void]

Just doing the job no sane man with eyesight would do ...

Laz might...

[9YearLurker]

I’ve only been there the last few years on business, but yeah. You can see where the leftist weirdness has contributed to its draw, but bad leftist government is also undermining its ability to grow gracefully.

[353FMG]

All this adds to the sadness of life.

[Lazamataz]

I’d hit it

[Lazamataz]

I would

[tet68]

She probably looked a lot better pleasuring herself
so I give you a pass.

[TADSLOS]

It would hit you back.

[null and void]

And folks, I can certify there is nothing wrong with his eyesight, and he seems normal enough in person (although her did hit on my date...).

[HotHunt]

No wonder she has to masturbate. Who would touch that?

Not I....

....but maybe Laz? :-)

[TMN78247]

Had she been on “The Drag”, NOBODY would have even noticed. = I’ve seen people, more than once, wearing only underpants there.

Nobody should wonder if Austin will ever fail to be WEIRD.

Yours, TMN78247

[Farmer Dean]

Totally fried.

[G Larry]

So, were you expecting a swimsuit model?

They said "INDECENT exposure"!!!!!

[Farmer Dean]

If this kind of stuff started happening in your neighborhood,kiss your property values goodbye.

[Slyfox]

Maybe she thought she was at Hippie Hollow.

[bgill]

There was a male passenger on an Austin flight this week who was also “pleasuring” himself right there in his seat. Too many freaks in Austin.

[hal ogen]

“Huh? I thought this was some kind of DIMocRAT get together”.

[JBW1949]

I don’t know if I could get to those parts after seeing the one shown...LOL