Because that way, he wasn't in Kansas anymore.
Funny headline.
Florida man. That dude gets around.
A toilet thrown at the “Bored of Eddikashun”?
Given our publik skoooool performance, is this not a t*rd holder for the t*rds in that office?
“Sitting on another old toilet”
That was to throw the police off his trail.
They would never suspect a man sitting on an old toilet of throwing an old toilet.
They’d be looking for some guy with no toilet.
Brilliant!
That or it’s cold and he wanted to go to the warm jail.
Because that way, he wasn't in Kansas anymore.
Florida Man is branching out!....................
East St Louis. There are a whole lot of stray toilets and broken windows there.
Sitting on an old toilet in East St. Louis strumming his ukulele and singing “Sitting On The Old Toilet Blues”.
If that photo of the toilet is accurate, he was probably just taking it out on Whitey.
Is he related to the Illinois Enema Bandit?
I hope they at least let him finish his business on the second toilet before arresting him.
Taking a toilet to a Racist named Smollett, in Chiraq?
Extra was for Rocki’n Robin Roberts.
America’s urban streets, thanks largely to liberal/left policies, are filled to the rafters with the mentally disturbed, and when one goes off like an atom of plutonium, the media starts wringing its hands and tries to ‘explain’ it.
You can take a man out of Florida....
Curse him for destroying a good old toilet. If at least 3gal, that is worth something. Would kill for pre-PC toilets!
Why would someone from Daytona Beach move to East St. Louis?
Ahh. This story reminds me of the thief who stole every last toilet in the Police Station.
A mystery. The police had “nothing to go on”.
East St. Louis, the only place in the Us I had a police officer stop me and tell me to run every red light to the highway because I did not belong there.
My first thought was that I hoped it wasn’t a 3.5 gallon toilet. That would be a waste.
My second thought is that he’s an artiste, getting ideas for a “Dunham Atomicus” with Lena Dunham sitting in water, eating a cat, with flying toilets and cakes in the foreground. /Philippe Halsman
Florida man took over right after Area Man died. A master criminal that also happened to like geometry and calculus.