What about do you put on a sock and a sock, and a shoe and a shoe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prRtcQz8Uqk
OMG!! After all these years, I still think of that scene every time I put my shoes and socks on!
I know what that is without looking.
Many times I think about that when I’m putting on my socks and shoes! Sometimes I even mix it up a bit, on the odd chance that Meathead was correct.