[lee martell]

Sung to the tune of “16 Candles”;
“Sixteen Felonies...”

[a little elbow grease]

Good .... work on it.

[Stosh]

“Sung to the tune of “16 Candles”;
“Sixteen Felonies...”

Or maybe, in your best Tennessee Ernie Ford,

“You break 16 laws,
what dya get,
a roommate named Bubba
and a room in Joliet . . .”