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Grandma fends off burglar with bat
kxan ^
| Apr. 17, 2019
| staff
Posted on 04/17/2019 6:17:15 AM PDT by bgill
A 65-year-old woman in Florida is crediting her high school softball skills with helping her fend off a burglar.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: baseballbat; burglar; grandma
Video at link.
Pi-yah! Love this grandma.
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posted on
04/17/2019 6:17:15 AM PDT
by
bgill
To: bgill
Good thing he had no deadly weapons.
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posted on
04/17/2019 6:18:53 AM PDT
by
SMGFan
("God love ya! What am I talking about")
To: bgill
A 65-year-old woman in Florida is crediting her high school softball skills with helping her fend off a burglar.Better result:
A 65-year-old woman in Florida is crediting her high school shooting club skills with helping her kill a burglar.
To: bgill
Who is she? Grandma Capone?
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posted on
04/17/2019 6:24:48 AM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: bgill
You better run, it’s got rabies!
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posted on
04/17/2019 6:27:01 AM PDT
by
W.
(Natty Light: The beer so nice, you'll taste it twice!)
To: SMGFan
What kind of self-respecting burglar would attack an old woman with a winged rodent???
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posted on
04/17/2019 6:27:57 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Leftists: Can't control their emotions. Can't control their actions. Deny them control of anything.)
To: Beowulf9
The headline is ambiguous as to who has the bat.
Maybe it would be better written as “Grandma beats off burglar.” Or maybe not.
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posted on
04/17/2019 6:28:14 AM PDT
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: W.
I know...I couldn’t help it! Who writes these things????
Worse yet, who is the editor?
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posted on
04/17/2019 6:28:45 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Leftists: Can't control their emotions. Can't control their actions. Deny them control of anything.)
To: sparklite2
Hehehe...reminds me of
“Let’s eat, Grandma” versus “Let’s eat Grandma”!
COMMAS SAVE LIVES!
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posted on
04/17/2019 6:29:57 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Leftists: Can't control their emotions. Can't control their actions. Deny them control of anything.)
To: rlmorel
And sometimes commas won’t save you.
“Help Uncle Jack off his horse.”
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posted on
04/17/2019 6:31:54 AM PDT
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
To: sparklite2
OMG, you just made me spit my coffee! Never saw THAT one before!
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posted on
04/17/2019 6:34:40 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Leftists: Can't control their emotions. Can't control their actions. Deny them control of anything.)
To: bgill
Under Florida law, the perp isn’t a burglar.
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posted on
04/17/2019 7:00:53 AM PDT
by
Does so
(Is Central America Emptying Its Jails?)
To: bgill
To: sparklite2; rlmorel
I remember a local headline, when I lived in SE New Mexico years ago, that went something like this:
HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT GETS SCHOLARSHIP FOR RECORD-SETTING VEGETABLE
I always wondered which one was going to college...
;^)
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posted on
04/17/2019 10:29:58 AM PDT
by
Who is John Galt?
("He therefore who may resist, must be allowed to strike.")
To: Who is John Galt?
Hahahahahahaha! That’s awesome!
I knew of a few “record setting vegetables” in high school!
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posted on
04/17/2019 11:09:37 AM PDT
by
rlmorel
(Leftists: Can't control their emotions. Can't control their actions. Deny them control of anything.)
To: Who is John Galt?
My favorite is probably this ...
The wombat eats roots shoots and leaves.
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posted on
04/17/2019 11:58:11 AM PDT
by
sparklite2
(Don't mind me. I'm just a contrarian.)
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