[GOP Congress]

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Word Hint 1: CITY

Word Hint 2: MAYOR

First 3 words: IN HONOR OF

ANSWER: IN HONOR OF CINCO DE MAYO MAYOR BILL DE BLASIO IS FILLING ALL NEW YORK CITY POTHOLES WITH GUACAMOLE.

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[GOP Congress]

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[Gay State Conservative]

Letterman,in his younger days,could be pretty funny. But for many years now I've had no use for him. IMO that tick infested beard of his pretty much sums up his personality and character.

[W.]

I remember when he ran over a 6-pack of Schaffer’s beer with a steamroller. I was drinking a Schaffer’ at the time....