As a Bronxite transplant to lawn-guy-land I take umbrage of giving those who pock the cah in havad yad any credence for their foul language.
Fughetaboutit.
If ya'd paid attention in histury class, y'd'a picked up on the fact that almost all eah(r)ly settlahs weh(r) tuff, fahmah types n' spoke ENGLISH !
In the same mannah we no longah use thee and thou, Hahvid Yahd, bahth and ahnt (uncles wife) also fell out of disuse .... Except we TRUE patriots that keep the originalist practice going.
y'welcum.