Posted on 05/15/2019 4:53:41 PM PDT by simpson96
HAMPTON, N.H. It was supposed to be a standard meet-and-greet event in a coastal New Hampshire town.
But Joe Biden inadvertently created a ruckus here in a pizza restaurant Monday when reporters and onlookers climbed on tables and broke glassware in a frenzied scramble to get a better view of the former vice president.
The small-venue event marked Biden's first foray into the early voting state since he launched his presidential campaign in April.
Biden packed a crowd of around 100 people into The Community Oven, where he laid out his vision for uniting the country and boosting the middle class. After delivering his stump speech, Biden took half a dozen questions from the audience.
"I want to restore the soul of this country," Biden told the crowd. "I really want to, quite frankly, rebuild the backbone of this country."
Biden called for free community college, protecting health care and getting rid of President Donald Trump's tax cut during his speech.
(Excerpt) Read more at politico.com ...
Bobby O’Rourke I’m sure is responsible for standing on tables and counters in diners.
Democratic Socialism has eaten his soul in small bites....
A Biden speech. I’d sooner watch a basketball game and I don’t ever do that.
“...reporters and onlookers climbed on tables and broke glassware in a frenzied scramble to get a better view of the former vice president.”
Because he’s SO exciting, and he has rarely been seen in public.
“The Community Oven” makes me think of Terminus (”Wed love to have you for dinner!”).
He is about exciting as watching paint dry. The MSM are going to try to make the public believe the public is excited about Biden - good luck with that. Joe Biden is about as popular as a fart in a car run him watch what happens.
Although I don’t dare risk my health by watching any of the upcoming RAT debates, I sincerely hope that all of these clowns start ripping each other to shreds when they begin debating next month.
God bless President Trump and may he schlong whichever jester emerges as their nominee next year!!!
ROFL...just sitting thinking about Weiner, Biden ‘all hands’, Beta ‘boy wonder’, Kamala ‘legs in the air’ Harris...
What a group running to lead this Great Country...Holy Crap, who would have thought this would have ever happened...
A CROWD OF 100
So if he holds one of these every night for a year, seven nights a week with no break, then he will equal Trumps average single rally attendance, including his overflow watching on outdoor big screens.
A crowd of 100: five New Hampshire residents and 95 news media employees.
Biden will never last. He looks tired and is struggling to put sentences together. It will soon become apparent that he is long past his shelf life.
Free beer
Joe needs a better plastics guy. He looks like something out of The Strain with all that filler, Botox, and makeup. Your 70 something, Joe. No one is going to believe you are as young as the rest of the group.
At least Bernie is shriveling up, au naturel.
next they will be calling him a “rock star”.
writer Stephanie has no-one interested in her tweets - also check her main twitter page - almost entirely about Dem candidates:
Tweet: Stephanie Murray, Politico
Bidens last New Hampshire stop is a Nashua house party. Its 43 degrees and rainy in the middle of May PIC
14 May 2019
https://twitter.com/StephMurr_Jour/status/1128333972755361792
“Biden packed a crowd of around 100 people...”
That’s about one busload brought-in for the photo-op.
Joe’s Sniff and Squeeze for a $1 booth
He’s a commie. “Democratic socialist is BS”.
SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
The State forces you to give one to your neighbor, shoots the neighbor and forces you
to milk them both, giving all milk back to the state.
The State gives you a cup of sour milk.
MARXISM
You have two cows.
The government takes both and shoots you.
COMMUNISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you nothing.
They shoot your family and put you in a gulag.
DEMOCRATIC SOCIALISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, promises more free cows, lets you vote and gives you sour milk.
FASCISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.
NAZISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots your wife and kids.
ANARCHISM
You have 2 cows.
The State shoots the cows, you and your family.
CRONY CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
The State takes both, milks, slaughters them, and makes a tidy profit from the sale
of choice meat cuts and fresh milk.
You get some lousy hamburger and a jar of sour milk.
BUREAUCRATISM
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both, shoots one, hires a sub-contractor to milk the other, and then throws the milk away.
GUAMISM
You have two cows.
You never milk them, they just eat the grass, so you dont have to mow the lawn.
You live on welfare and get food stamps, so you dont need the milk. (H/T Fai Mao)
LBJ GREAT SOCIETISM
You have two cows.
The president realizes that neighbor wants their own cow, slaughters
your calf every year preventing you from having a cow to sell.
The president takes the slaughtered cow and turns it into hamburger,
has a cook-out so neighbor stops trying to own a cow themselves.
The neighbor spends next 50 years going to presidents cook out and
never gets his own cow. (H/T PCPOET7)
LAISSEZ-FAIRE CAPITALISM
You have two cows. So what? (H/T Celtic Conservative)
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM
You have two cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the income.
CONTEMPORARY WALL STREETISM
You have two cows.
You sell one, bundle the other with a goat, a mule,
and two dry cows.
You pile into the derivatives market, buy a Gulfstream
and when it all comes down around your ears...
You go to the government for a bailout.
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