I think that email would be banned in Canuckstahn.
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time, like sitting around the pool, drinking wine isn’t a good thing.Talking about my “doing-something-useful” seems to be her favourite topic of conversation.She is “only thinking of me,” she said, and suggested I go down to the Senior Centre and hang out with the fellas.So, I did and when I got home, decided to play a prank on her.?? I sent her an e-mail saying that I had joined the Senior Parachute Club.?? She replied, “Are you nuts??? You’re 73 years-old and now you’re going to start jumping out of airplanes?”I told her that I even had a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her .Immediately, she telephoned me and yelled, “Good grief, Dad, where are your glasses??? This is a membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.”Oh man, am I in trouble,” I said, “I signed up for five jumps a week!”?? The line went dead.Life as a Senior Citizen isn’t getting any easier, but sometimes it can be fun.
(Not starting another thread;)
Please be tolerant of the genocidal slavers!
I remember listening to Jiggs announce hockey games, probably back in the 70s. I think it was the Atlanta Flames, before they moved to Calgary. I thought he was a pretty good announcer. He must be in his 80s by now.
A word to rioting Muslims
This is funny, but message is logical, Jiggs McDonald, NHL Hall of Fame broadcaster speaking in Orillia , Ontario , says the following:-
I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Toronto. I think it should be the goal of every Canadian to be tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs. Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose that two night clubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy", and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called " Iraqo' Ribs." Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ",with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop,"Koranal Knowledge ", its name in flashing neon lights, and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
Sop it has been around for awhile now.
Need a barbecue also - “Mo’s Little Piggy” maybe.