[sparklite2]

“I had no choice but to shoot him, judge, my wife was in danger.”
“Mr Redd, our records show you aren’t married.”
“Never said I was.”
“Are you Mr John Redd, of Hawaii?”
“Yes. Honowuwu.”

[Steely Tom]

Dennis Miller, interviewing actress/model Tia Carrere: "Where were you discovered?"

Tia Carrere: "In the grocery store."

DM: "Really! Which aisle?"

TC: "Maui." audience laughs, Ms. Carrere looks confused.

DM: "You made a joke!"

TC: "Oh..." smiles but still looks confused.