My wife is safe. She hates mayo.
He is working on an insanity defense, to avoid the electric chair, which is what he deserves.
Maybe he has salmonella.
Thus reminds me of the manager at my former workplace who was present before I started there.
He had a mail-order bride from somewhere in southeast Asia, whose English was almost non-existent. Previous to her, he’d been married (and “married”) to two women and two men, alternately, with children from one of them. He owed a large amount in child support, was HIV positive, and had been a user of any number of different recreational drugs. He’s currently in prison.
He murdered his most recent wife, because he felt her life was too hard and that she was suffering in her new country, so she needed to be relieved. He threw her down a flight of stairs, into the basement, and thought she had died when she didn’t get up. She hadn’t. So, he wrapped her head in plastic wrap after he’d realized this, hoping that she would suffocate. Many hours later, she was still alive. He finally grabbed a hammer and beat in her skull. I don’t recall how he wound up in custody.
I can’t make this up. The cases are so similar, and I know that at one time he’d used meth.
One too many tuna sandwiches.
Well mayo used to give my dad the runs.........
Or “Mayochup”.
Mayonnaise is dangerous stuff. That’s why you should use mustard instead.
Crazy man.
He’s right. Must be the soybean oil.
who knows what could have happened had it been Miracle Whip instead of mayo!
Powerful groups that infect you with mayonnaise are the worst!!
Boy if i had a dollar for every time I beat my wife with a concrete block because someone slipped bad mayonnaise on my sandwich...
Must have used dummocraze instead of Hellman’s.
No death sentence in California...
Mayonnaise is white
I hate it when that happens...