DemoKKKrats have a big problem. None of their candidates can beat Trump, though Biteme would come closest to drawing “traditional” Ds. However, the whackadoodle base wants Harris (Kampuchea) or Warren (ComanChe). Regardless, there won’t be enthusiasm from half the party.
Lunchbucket Joe is now remaking himself as Fightin’ Joe.
Oh please.
Joe Biden: Now with flavor crystals!
Here’s another ancient narcissist who is madly in love with himself and should have given his cleats to his grandkids years ago. They’ll find him face down in his Cheerios sooner rather than l later... I predict and hope.
Hopefully, Biden will pull a “Mueller” next debate.
Slow Creepy Joe would do well to just repeat his Cheshire Cat performance he utilized against Ryan. Worked well then, would go over great now.
I hear Howard Dean has a great idea...
“Yeaw!”
Frank Zappa - Plastic People
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVEqxSlaQ64
Ladies and gentlemen...
The president of the united states!
“fella americans... doot, doot, doot...”
He’s been sick!—doot! doot!
And I think his wife is gonna bring him
Some chicken soap
Plastic people!
Oh, baby, now you’re such a drag
I know it’s hard to defend an unpopular policy
Every once in a while—
Plastic people!
Oh, baby, now you’re such a drag
And there’s this guy from the cia he’s creepin’
Around laurel canyon
A fine little girl she waits for me
She’s as plastic as she can be
She paints her face with plastic goo
And wrecks her hair with some shampoo
Plastic people
Oh, baby, now you’re such a drag
“i dunno... sometimes I just get tired
Of ya honey—it’s... ah.your
Hair spray... or something...”
Plastic people
Oh, baby, now you’re such a drag
Apparently his handlers still dont understand “woke optics”.
What is this the third or fourth reset
Unfixable.
So he’s not a racist anymore?
He’s a pervert. Probably jonesing to squeeze some adolescent girls or sniff some woman’s hair. You’re done Joey, give it a rest.
...vows to be “less cringy” at next debate...
Well he’s changed every position he’s ever held on every issue so why not re-invent himself? Maybe he should show up with dreads, a deep tan, and wearing a pencil skirt.
“OH, C’MON MAN” ! You’ll always be our Slo Joe ... and a loser in anything you’ve attempted in elections, foreign affairs policy ... keeping your foot out of your mouth ...
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