[crusty old prospector]

Texas Tech is more conservative than a&m.

[Richard Kimball]

I miss the old Southwest Conference jokes.

What do Aggies get on their SAT?
Drool.

Why did Texas Tech cheerleaders wear those little bibs on their cheerleader outfits?
To keep the tobacco juice off their blouse.

How do you get a Baylor co-ed into your dorm room?
Butter her hips and push real hard.

What's the difference between TCU and Rice?
150 miles and 300 points on the SAT.