LOL. That was pretty funny! On a sadder note, if those guards were bought off to not be there, they’re lives are worthless. And on and on it goes.
I’ve said the same thing,
Watch for the (not mysterious) but rather ‘curious timing’ of deaths of those fringe folks (Medic, first responder, Jailer, Janitor, Kitchen worker or whoever) who may have been in the wrong place to have seen or overhead something in the Jail,
Anyone who thinks this narcissistic selfish pervert offed himself, I have a bridge to sell you,