[libstripper]

Of course, lesbian "marriage" is perfectly normal and moral, that ancient monstrosity, the Bible, to the contrary notwithstanding.

[Yashcheritsiy]

LOL. 3% of the population commits 100% of space crimes.

[bk1000]

Space was a nice place until the lesbians showed up.

[PGR88]

I’ve never met a homosexual whose life is not screwed-up in at least one very major way (although its usually several areas of disaster at once).

That’s not to say heterosexuals do not have self-inflicted problems as well - only that by leading a homosexual lifestyle, a person is effectively guaranteeing a life of chaos for themselves.

[Seruzawa]

Mentally ill astronauts. Whodathunk? Should have expected it though.

[Red Badger]

Hmmm......anybody remember the female astronut that drove non stop from Texas to Florida wearing Depends to kill a rival?................

[TangoLimaSierra]

NASA astronaut denies space crime accusations amid bitter divorce battle

[MeanWestTexan]

I was a beat cop 100 years ago, after the military.

Did lots of “domestic disturbance” calls back then in a very gay neighborhood. Without fail, it was lesbians beating the crap out of each other.

The gay men (many of whom are huge roided dudes, stereotypes to the contrary) were generally peaceable. They would get high on drugs and do stupid stuff, but they really didn’t beat each other up. When there was a fight, it was two huge guys beating the crap out of each other for the affection of some youngish guy.

[VanShuyten]

NASA’s attempt to prevent space pregnancy?

[Rummyfan]

McClain — who has since returned to Earth — admitted to accessing the account, but denied any ulterior motive.

Oh sure. How could someone so fundamentally bent become an astronaut?

[Buckeye McFrog]

Arguments over jurisdiction are sure to tie-up our entire court system for the next thirteen years.

[Tucker39]

She denied any ulterior motive? The kid with his hand in the cookie jar apparently had none, either. Why would one surreptitiously access someone else’s bank account other than to steal their money? That’s a real knee- slapper.

[Mr. K]

If she had access to the bank account previously, and did something as simple as click on on email link, she could very well have ‘innocently’ entered the bank account.

She didn’t take any money- so where is the crime?

The ‘wife’ could be filing a false claim. It happened to me, so I know it happens.

[Boogieman]

Looks like we need some space cops with militarized vehicles to serve a no-knock warrant on the space station and shoot their space dogs.

[Do_Tar]

Gay, straight or other, if you’re in or contemplating a breakup, change your passwords!

[V K Lee]

Hardly the first time a space crime was committed. The crime of MURDER appeared on an episode of "MONK", Mr. Monk and the Astronaut