Reminds me of the old joke:
A guy was telling a friend about being chased by a bear
He said I ran as fast as I could, stopped suddenly and when the bear slid by I’d reverse and run the other way
After three or four times like that the bear just gave up and left
His friend said if that was me I’d a been $hitting my pants
The guy says what do you think the bear was sliding on
LOL!!