Absolutely not. It is New Age and a door to the Satanic.
It’s probably a rhetorical question, but the answer is definitely H*** No.
I’m trying to incorporate eating fast food into Christianity.
So far i’ve found nothing in the Bible to back it up.
Hey did you guys read the rest?
Christmas gifts and christmas trees and even wedding rings are off the table too as they are NOT Christian traditions nor started by Christians but by other folks worshiping false gods.
So throw away those rings and NO CHRISTMAS FOR YOU!!! :)
Seriously?
That’s just ignorant. It’s just stretching, relaxing, breathing, sweating in a broiling room.
It is not satanic.
Also, thanks to yoga, we have yoga pants to look at.
Oh give it a break it is a relaxation exercise that’s all. If somebody wants to make a weird cult out of some exercises so what it’s a relaxing form of exercise and relaxation of muscles and has nothing absolutely nothing to do with any religion Pagan or otherwise
Um....NO. Actually it's predates Christianity. Are you also going to call Judaism "New Age"?
Say what?
First you get down on your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!
Do whatever steps you want, if
You have cleared them with the pontiff.
Everybody say his own
Kyrie eleison,
Doin’ the vatican rag.
Get in line in that processional,
Step into that small confessional,
There, the guy who’s got religion’ll
Tell you if your sin’s original.
If it is, try playin’ it safer,
Drink the wine and chew the wafer,
Two, four, six, eight,
Time to transubstantiate!
So get down upon your knees,
Fiddle with your rosaries,
Bow your head with great respect,
And genuflect, genuflect, genuflect!
Make a cross on your abdomen,
When in rome do like a roman,
Ave maria,
Gee it’s good to see ya,
Gettin’ ecstatic an’
Sorta dramatic an’
Doin’ the vatican rag!
(”Vatican Rag” by Tom Lehrer)
And maybe call in an exorcists because you got it bad...