[DannyTN]

Paging Dr. John Harvey Kellogg

"Cereal would create fortunes and create multinational companies that we still know today. But Dr. John Harvey Kellogg K +0%, the inventor of corn flakes, did not care about profits. For him, cereal was not just a health food because it would improve Americans digestion. He believed a diet centered on bland foods like cereal would lead Americans away from sin. One very specific sin: masturbation."

The surprising reason why Dr. John Harvey Kellogg invented cereal

Here's wishing BenLurkin well in his struggle.

[smvoice]

Very valiant of Dr. Kellogg... Until someone in his company decided to FROST those FLAKES. They're GRRRREAT!! 🐅

[bgill]

Corn flakes was too tasty in our house. Mother fed us plain puffed rice with prepared powdered milk and no sugar. BARFFFFFFFF!!!!

I still nearly cry when I think of a kind neighbor who would give us milk straight from her cow. Heaven. But that wasn’t until high school.

[BenLurkin]

Wait. What?