[Rastus]

Hmmm...a pair of family members who mostly stay in one room, only leave the house a couple of times a day and never go farther away than the back yard? Sounds a bit suspicious, y’know?

Yes, no one would believe Dacula lives with Democrats.

[Dacula]

OMG. My MIL is a die-hard Democrat. Her entire side of the family bleeds blue. That is why they hate me and my son. REALLY - Hate!

When was the last time you had fun? We are going to make this an enriching and enjoyable time for all of the family.

1984 - Meets Dacula = Dacula win!

Yes, no one would believe Dacula lives with Democrats.