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From 2018; an oldie but a goodie
1 posted on 11/15/2019 8:47:48 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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Link, since this was an excerpt

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2135243/chinese-made-condoms-too-small-zimbabwes-health-minister

2 posted on 11/15/2019 8:48:46 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Show me the people who own the land, the guns and the money, and I'll show you the people in charge.)
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Too small or not big enough?


4 posted on 11/15/2019 8:53:27 PM PST by for-q-clinton
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“Too beaucoup!”


5 posted on 11/15/2019 8:53:52 PM PST by twister881 (Jeffrey Epstein did not kill himself)
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Remember that scene from “Blazing Saddles” when the Madeline Kahn character was going to have sex with the Cleavon Little character?

They were in the dark, and the Madeline Kahn character says, “Is it “twue” how you people are gifted?”

Then we hear the sound of the Cleavon Little character unzipping his pants.

Then the Madeline Kahn character says,

“It’s “twue”! It’s “twue!”


6 posted on 11/15/2019 8:55:26 PM PST by july4thfreedomfoundation (I'm triggered by liberals and other assorted moonbats.)
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Anything made in Asia is one size too small.
7 posted on 11/15/2019 8:55:27 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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Maybe they aren't using them properly?


8 posted on 11/15/2019 8:56:20 PM PST by Dalberg-Acton
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I recall a story about the USA sending supplies to the USSR after WWII ended and the condoms we sent to them were large but were labeled small to mess with their minds a bit.


9 posted on 11/15/2019 9:01:47 PM PST by ArtDodger
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ROTFL

One of the funniest headlines ever!


13 posted on 11/15/2019 9:09:53 PM PST by TigersEye (This is the age of the death of reason.)
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Wonder if they fit Tonto Goldberg?


15 posted on 11/15/2019 9:13:19 PM PST by o-n-money (https://www.youtube.com/llwatch?v=4HLGEARa8xk)
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The state of PA contracted for TYVEK suits (lowest price wins) for my asbestos workers. Of course China won for their price. I couldn’t get a 6 year old fitted into an XL China suit.


16 posted on 11/15/2019 9:14:15 PM PST by Safetgiver (Islam makes barbarism look genteel.)
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22 posted on 11/15/2019 11:54:53 PM PST by Defiant (I hope the Russians trick me into voting for Trump again in 2020.)
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Now is he bragging or complaining?


23 posted on 11/16/2019 12:08:50 AM PST by smvoice (I WILL NOT WEAR THE RIBBON.)
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“Parirenyatwa added that Zimbabwean firms should look at making condoms rather than relying on imports.”

That’s the best idea. Like some other African president that said something like “You want to help us? Quit flooding our markets with used clothing from Goodwill that undermines our manufacturers.”

Oh man - I hope these Chinese condoms are at least brand new!


28 posted on 11/16/2019 1:14:31 AM PST by 21twelve (!)
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Validating two stereotypes in one story.


30 posted on 11/16/2019 3:14:11 AM PST by Brooklyn Attitude (Civil War II has begun, but only one side is fighting.)
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Condoms from red China?
Is this proof that communism results in tiny penises? Give us more capitalism, please.
31 posted on 11/16/2019 4:05:18 AM PST by Psalm 73 ("I will now proceed to entangle the entire area".)
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It is soy that is processed as estrogen in human body.


33 posted on 11/16/2019 4:27:59 AM PST by jacknhoo (Luke 12:51; Think ye, that I am come to give peace on earth? I tell you, no; but separation.)
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How screwed up is it that a country where they desperately need condoms no company in that country can’t manufacture them? What a shiffhole.


36 posted on 11/16/2019 5:26:47 AM PST by subterfuge (RIP T.P.)
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You’ve got to like it when someone in an official government capacity call this out!


37 posted on 11/16/2019 5:40:21 AM PST by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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Nitrile gloves we use to compound chemotherapy are all made in Malaysia.

I have average size hands (for a guy) and have to use Extra Large gloves that will fit and they're still tight.

43 posted on 11/16/2019 6:42:12 AM PST by farming pharmer
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Now THERE’S an embarrassing international incident!


44 posted on 11/16/2019 6:45:23 AM PST by IronJack
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